My very first blogg. Here goes.

The current situation: Ex boyfriend still hanging on. Its been a whole 2 months and hes talking marriage. He sits on my couch and doesnt speak, contribute in any way other than to jump up and do the dishes. And when he sits down he does that leaning back thing that men with beer guts do. Its only a little one, why does he have to sit like that? ooooo.

Fright or Flight has kicked in.

Got to catch up Friday night when he's going to pick up his stuff (tools and everlast T-shirt) and have 'The Talk'. Which has already been said, though admittedly, quite awkwardly via texting on the mobile.

Problem: Eveything I can think of to say on Friday would be unkind and unnecessary. So I havent really said anything which is unfair.

How to say
1. you are awesome in bed and everything caring, passionate and exciting and
2. you have helped me fix stuff in my house that I couldnt have done without you and really appreciate
3. but when we have a conversation we have nothing in common and you bore me silly?
4. you want to stay home all the time and not have friends, I love getting out and meeting people.

This situation has come about because

His Profile Online Was Not Accurate.

Dont lie about your age,
Dont have photos of you from 6 years ago when you looked like a body building hero
Dont write about your awesome life that was 6 years ago as if you live it today.